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siegfried-san ([personal profile] uwe) wrote2017-09-08 03:52 pm

inbox/overflow

[ he has no idea how to use this, so..

all you'll get is a long beep. ]
underwhelms: (come hither eh)

( text ) from: °˖✧♔KING JJ♔✧˖°

[personal profile] underwhelms 2017-09-27 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ attached: a selfie of JJ wearing the... vest(???), and the bow is ofc tied neatly around his collar. he's also winking and making a J with his free hand because i hate everything ]

thank you!!
you're hilarious!


[ he doesn't know what it is ]
cajolery: (031)

[personal profile] cajolery 2017-10-04 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ She nods solemnly—being broke is a truly harrowing experience. Why, she never had to even think about money at all before arriving here—she just bought whatever she pleased and her parents' creditor took care of it all! Now... she finds herself quickly running out of coin and wondering where it all went when she does.

It doesn't occur to her whatsoever that maybe she shouldn't spend it just like she used to. ]


Nonsense! I am not a maiden so easily put off by a bit of sand! I insist.

[ At least she's willing to put in the work. She uses his helmet to scoop up chunks of sand—it's a little awkward, but she's doing it with gusto. Soon enough, there's a little mountain of sand next to her.

Eventually, her (his?) helmet hits something that isn't sand. ]


Oh! What's this?
underwhelms: (this are tough eh)

( audio ) from: °˖✧♔KING JJ♔✧˖°

[personal profile] underwhelms 2017-10-06 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ In a feverish haze, and concerned for his own mortality, JJ probably should have his phone access taken away. The hour is late, and the screen is hurting his eyes, making his already crappy headache worse, so he hits the call button and sets his phone on his chest.

He doesn't bother with greetings - ]


Can I ask you a question?
underwhelms: (what's that eh)

[personal profile] underwhelms 2017-10-06 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ That's great. JJ would totally be there for Siegfried's character development if he wasn't too busy wallowing in his own misery. ]

Are you married?
underwhelms: (think it through eh)

[personal profile] underwhelms 2017-10-07 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Like ever?

[ That's ok, Seigfried. You don't have to conform to societal expectations of relationships and marriage. ]
underwhelms: (sweatdrops eh)

[personal profile] underwhelms 2017-10-08 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Let's just not go there right now. ]

So are you a virgin?
underwhelms: (social media is everything eh)

1/2

[personal profile] underwhelms 2017-10-11 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Siegfried is very cute for thinking that JJ might object to something because it's "forward". ]

Yeah, I was waiting to get married.
underwhelms: ( con_potata | twitter ) (well that sucks eh)

[personal profile] underwhelms 2017-10-11 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
And now [ his voice becomes slightly more distraught ] I might die because of it?
underwhelms: (oh boy! eh!!)

[personal profile] underwhelms 2017-10-11 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I heard that if you're not a virgin you have a better chance of recovery.

[ Which sounds like some crap a sexual predator might say, but - ]

Maybe that's true? They're kind of sex obsessed here. They have sex in churches— I can't believe being Catholic is going to kill me!
Edited (added drama) 2017-10-11 18:33 (UTC)
underwhelms: (this are tough eh)

[personal profile] underwhelms 2017-10-11 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
It sounds fake, right? It actually sounds crazy. [ JJ sounds a little crazy himself tbh. ] But you know what, everything about this is crazy. And what if it's true? What if it never goes away or—

[ He cuts himself off, all the talk about death starting to freak him out. Never mind that he'd been the one to bring it up. ]
underwhelms: (moment of zen eh)

[personal profile] underwhelms 2017-10-11 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well, it's hard to panic when Siegfried is speaking so calmly. JJ brings his phone closer to his head, as if he could absorb some of that attitude just through proximity. ]

Yeah... [ It's a nicer idea to latch onto at least, even if JJ can't entirely shake the feeling that it's more serious than just a cold. ] Having the flu sucks, but it's just a minor inconvenience. Even if it's a magic flu, if it were deadly, something would've happened by now.
underwhelms: (needs some reflection eh)

[personal profile] underwhelms 2017-10-11 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Siegfried is talking JJ's language now: he hates staying inside for extended periods of time. The bedrest is killing him just as much as the sickness. ]

I'd love to go outside... And see the moon. [ ??? He's loopy. ] It's late though...
underwhelms: (give em what they want eh)

[personal profile] underwhelms 2017-10-14 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I want to go now. I'll meet you at the park!

[ That's just how it is, Siegfried... ]