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siegfried-san ([personal profile] uwe) wrote2017-09-08 03:52 pm

inbox/overflow

[ he has no idea how to use this, so..

all you'll get is a long beep. ]
underwhelms: (this are tough eh)

( audio ) from: °˖✧♔KING JJ♔✧˖°

[personal profile] underwhelms 2017-10-06 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ In a feverish haze, and concerned for his own mortality, JJ probably should have his phone access taken away. The hour is late, and the screen is hurting his eyes, making his already crappy headache worse, so he hits the call button and sets his phone on his chest.

He doesn't bother with greetings - ]


Can I ask you a question?
underwhelms: (what's that eh)

[personal profile] underwhelms 2017-10-06 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ That's great. JJ would totally be there for Siegfried's character development if he wasn't too busy wallowing in his own misery. ]

Are you married?
underwhelms: (think it through eh)

[personal profile] underwhelms 2017-10-07 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Like ever?

[ That's ok, Seigfried. You don't have to conform to societal expectations of relationships and marriage. ]
underwhelms: (sweatdrops eh)

[personal profile] underwhelms 2017-10-08 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Let's just not go there right now. ]

So are you a virgin?
underwhelms: (social media is everything eh)

1/2

[personal profile] underwhelms 2017-10-11 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Siegfried is very cute for thinking that JJ might object to something because it's "forward". ]

Yeah, I was waiting to get married.
underwhelms: ( con_potata | twitter ) (well that sucks eh)

[personal profile] underwhelms 2017-10-11 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
And now [ his voice becomes slightly more distraught ] I might die because of it?
underwhelms: (oh boy! eh!!)

[personal profile] underwhelms 2017-10-11 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I heard that if you're not a virgin you have a better chance of recovery.

[ Which sounds like some crap a sexual predator might say, but - ]

Maybe that's true? They're kind of sex obsessed here. They have sex in churches— I can't believe being Catholic is going to kill me!
Edited (added drama) 2017-10-11 18:33 (UTC)
underwhelms: (this are tough eh)

[personal profile] underwhelms 2017-10-11 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
It sounds fake, right? It actually sounds crazy. [ JJ sounds a little crazy himself tbh. ] But you know what, everything about this is crazy. And what if it's true? What if it never goes away or—

[ He cuts himself off, all the talk about death starting to freak him out. Never mind that he'd been the one to bring it up. ]
underwhelms: (moment of zen eh)

[personal profile] underwhelms 2017-10-11 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well, it's hard to panic when Siegfried is speaking so calmly. JJ brings his phone closer to his head, as if he could absorb some of that attitude just through proximity. ]

Yeah... [ It's a nicer idea to latch onto at least, even if JJ can't entirely shake the feeling that it's more serious than just a cold. ] Having the flu sucks, but it's just a minor inconvenience. Even if it's a magic flu, if it were deadly, something would've happened by now.
underwhelms: (needs some reflection eh)

[personal profile] underwhelms 2017-10-11 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Siegfried is talking JJ's language now: he hates staying inside for extended periods of time. The bedrest is killing him just as much as the sickness. ]

I'd love to go outside... And see the moon. [ ??? He's loopy. ] It's late though...
underwhelms: (give em what they want eh)

[personal profile] underwhelms 2017-10-14 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I want to go now. I'll meet you at the park!

[ That's just how it is, Siegfried... ]