It sounds fake, right? It actually sounds crazy. [ JJ sounds a little crazy himself tbh. ] But you know what, everything about this is crazy. And what if it's true? What if it never goes away or—
[ He cuts himself off, all the talk about death starting to freak him out. Never mind that he'd been the one to bring it up. ]
In times like this, it's important to remain calm. I've heard nothing about anyone dying due to sickness. And as far as I can tell, everyone is cooperating to try to discern just what has happened, and why. [ and most importantly, don't bang anyone out of weird desperation. ]
If nothing else, have faith in the people supporting you.
[ Well, it's hard to panic when Siegfried is speaking so calmly. JJ brings his phone closer to his head, as if he could absorb some of that attitude just through proximity. ]
Yeah... [ It's a nicer idea to latch onto at least, even if JJ can't entirely shake the feeling that it's more serious than just a cold. ] Having the flu sucks, but it's just a minor inconvenience. Even if it's a magic flu, if it were deadly, something would've happened by now.
Indeed. I'm glad you seem to be feeling a bit calmer.
Perhaps a walk outside would improve your mood? [ maybe not what sick people should be doing, but siegfried's never been the type to be able to stand remaining cooped up inside. ] I could accompany you to make sure nothing happens.
[ Siegfried is talking JJ's language now: he hates staying inside for extended periods of time. The bedrest is killing him just as much as the sickness. ]
I'd love to go outside... And see the moon. [ ??? He's loopy. ] It's late though...
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Are you married?
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[ he has no idea where it came from, but even so: ]
No, I'm afraid I am not.
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[ That's ok, Seigfried. You don't have to conform to societal expectations of relationships and marriage. ]
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[ a pause. ] Have you?
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So are you a virgin?
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[ a pause. ] Perhaps it's forward of me to ask, but are you?
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Yeah, I was waiting to get married.
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Wait, what do you mean? Do they frown upon that sort of behavior here?
[ even so... execution is pretty extreme. ]
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[ Which sounds like some crap a sexual predator might say, but - ]
Maybe that's true? They're kind of sex obsessed here. They have sex in churches— I can't believe being Catholic is going to kill me!
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[ i.e. he's just as sick as everyone else, but he has a pretty sturdy constitution so its affecting him slightly less. ]
Are you certain this is genuine? It would seem to me that sexual contact with another would just result in transmission of the disease.
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[ He cuts himself off, all the talk about death starting to freak him out. Never mind that he'd been the one to bring it up. ]
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If nothing else, have faith in the people supporting you.
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Yeah... [ It's a nicer idea to latch onto at least, even if JJ can't entirely shake the feeling that it's more serious than just a cold. ] Having the flu sucks, but it's just a minor inconvenience. Even if it's a magic flu, if it were deadly, something would've happened by now.
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Perhaps a walk outside would improve your mood? [ maybe not what sick people should be doing, but siegfried's never been the type to be able to stand remaining cooped up inside. ] I could accompany you to make sure nothing happens.
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I'd love to go outside... And see the moon. [ ??? He's loopy. ] It's late though...
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I'll come and fetch you tomorrow then. It should do us both some good.
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[ That's just how it is, Siegfried... ]
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Y, yes. Very well... I will see you there.